The Business of Being Born: selling fluffy to the credulous

Birth is natural: true. However, so are pain, death, and deformity. Unfortunately, some people chose to ignore the fact that until the advent of modern medicine, many women (and their babies) died in childbirth, and in many countries this is still a major problem. Many of these people – whom I henceforth dub the Woo Conspiracy – also claim that pregnancy and parturition have become A Business.

This, of course, must be true because they say so and is A Bad Thing. To prove this hypothesis, an actress and a female director – not investigative reporters or possessing any medical qualification – made a film about called The Business of Being Born, “making choices based on faith and intuition” (verbatim from the ‘Director’s Statement’).

I was not aware that “faith and intuition” have their place as the basis of a documentary. Apparently Nature doesn’t make exceptions for them either, which nearly lost Ms Epstein her son.

Below is the synopsis on the site promoting the film. And the book. And the DVD. And merchandise. Yes, I thought that clashed a bit with the “birth is also big business” attitude as well. A couple of translations first:

  • “intimate birth stories” = they followed a homebirth midwife around;
  • “surprising historical, political and scientific insights” = apparently some yoga and ‘fertility-awareness’ bird that also does ‘detox’ and ‘anthroposophic medicine’.

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FFS of the Day: Celeb "Advice" Part the Thirst

Pepper Potts reveals her favourite way of torturing Tony Stark: QOTD: A Hangover Cure From Fishsticks Paltrow! (caution, contains Michael K)

Yep, the great mind behind GOOP (dot com, no seriously, I’m not kidding you) has Spoken and she has the ultimate remedy for a morning head:

“I have a great hangover cure,” she explains. “I take a cold shower in the morning and then I go into the sauna and drink a lot of water throughout the day. Green tea also helps!”

Cold shower? If you’ve got a real hangover and aren’t just nursing a mild headache due to sipping one glass of champagne too many, it’s only going to make you feel worse. You need to relax and keep warm, but not in the sauna. Part of a hangover is being dehydrated: a sauna will cause yet more dehydration and is therefore the exact opposite of what you should be doing. Not that most of us will have a personal sauna anyway (you weren’t planning to spread the second-hand aroma of last night’s festivities in a public one, were you?). A warm shower or bath will relax you just as well with far less medical risk. Save the sauna for later, once the hangover’s had the edge taken off it, and you’ve got some food and drink inside you.

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