H2O on a horse time: Man Power

So, are you tired of misspelt spam promising you a bigger schlong and all the girls fighting each other just to shag you? Does the garish amateurism of sites punting herbal remedies for brewer’s droop turn you off? Does the thought of consulting an acupuncturist for a boost in the meat-and-two-veg department make you cringe in advance? Does the wife object to your getting reiki for your creative chakra in spite of your being privately convinced that the soothing touch of the cool hand of the Temple Maiden would do it a power of good?

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Jack of all trades, master of one or two. Hedonist without a pause. Sex, drugs and rock'n'roll. Quacks filleted and roasted on demand, sauce not optional.