As some day it may happen that a culprit must be found,
I’ve got a little list, I’ve got a little list
Of pseudomedic whackjobs who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed – who never would be missed!
There’s the pestilential famewhores who keep writing for HuffPo
All people who sell cat litter and claim it makes you go
All nurses who think three years’ study makes them PhDs
All acupuncture nuts who make pincushions of your knees
And all woomeisters who on spoiling therapy insist
They’d none of ‘em be missed – they’d none of ‘em be missed!
Put ‘em on the list (filk)
