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WCTB: CAM that actually works

23 Oct

It started out as a Twitter argument with a homeopath. Fortunately, sanity prevailed. Here’s a brief discussion about a placebo that works even when everyone knows it’s a placebo! What more could you ask? Cheaper and more fun than sugar pills, too.

WCT therapy is also placebo & BETTER than #homeopathy! @anarchic_teapot @sportsdoc_chris @kaviraj2 @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot @edzardernst
shanemuk
October 23, 2011
@shanemuk @sportsdoc_chris @kaviraj2 @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot @edzardernst Never heard of it. In any case, also prefer nice cup of tea.
anarchic_teapot
October 23, 2011
Bingo! WCT is “wee cup of tea!” works wonders. @anarchic_teapot @sportsdoc_chris @kaviraj2 @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot @edzardernst
shanemuk
October 23, 2011
@shanemuk @sportsdoc_chris @kaviraj2 @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot @edzardernst No! WCTB: wee cup of tea AND BISCUIT
anarchic_teapot
October 23, 2011
@anarchic_teapot @sportsdoc_chris @kaviraj2 @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot @edzardernst I do find the biscuit a useful adjunctive measure, yes
shanemuk
October 23, 2011
@anarchic_teapot @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot @edzardernst Suggest campaign for WCTB on the #NHS – withdraw #homeopathy funding to support!
shanemuk
October 23, 2011
@shanemuk @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot @edzardernst I demand a study IMMEDIATELY! WCTB an important breakthrough, and it’s British!
anarchic_teapot
October 23, 2011
@anarchic_teapot @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot @edzardernst What; now you’re asking for *evidence*?? ;-) #WCTB for all!
shanemuk
October 23, 2011
@shanemuk @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot @edzardernst We don’t need evidence! We need funding. Anna biscuit. #wctb
anarchic_teapot
October 23, 2011
@anarchic_teapot @shanemuk @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot we need a research grant of £2m
EdzardErnst
October 23, 2011
@EdzardErnst @shanemuk @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot The EU could redirect funding from pre-studies on giving magic water to cows #wctb
anarchic_teapot
October 23, 2011
@shanemuk @anarchic_teapot @sportsdoc_chris @kaviraj2 @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot are the bisquits complimentary or complementary?
EdzardErnst
October 23, 2011
@EdzardErnst @shanemuk @sportsdoc_chris @kaviraj2 @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot Both, for maximum effectiveness. #wctb
anarchic_teapot
October 23, 2011
@EdzardErnst @anarchic_teapot @sportsdoc_chris @kaviraj2 @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot Technically both. Not alternative though. Adjunctive.
shanemuk
October 23, 2011
@anarchic_teapot @shanemuk @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot can we take dodgy originals?
EdzardErnst
October 23, 2011
@EdzardErnst @shanemuk @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot I think we need to ‘prove’ a wide range of biccies. Rich tea, jammy dodger, bourbon,..
anarchic_teapot
October 23, 2011
Better than hobnobs RT @anarchic_teapot: @EdzardErnst @shanemuk @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot I think we need to ‘prove’ a wide range …
Jammy_DodgerBot
October 23, 2011
@EdzardErnst @anarchic_teapot @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot Once safety & general efficacy established, need to study types of tea, biccies..
shanemuk
October 23, 2011
@shanemuk @EdzardErnst @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot Milk, sugar? Or lemon and honey? Do fruit teas have the same effect? What dosage? #wctb
anarchic_teapot
October 23, 2011
@anarchic_teapot @edzardernst @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot I would be concerned about lobbying from Big Biscuit. “Me-too” biccies etc.
shanemuk
October 23, 2011
@shanemuk @edzardernst @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot Not to mention online biscuiteries selling fake confectionery #wctb
anarchic_teapot
October 23, 2011
@anarchic_teapot @edzardernst @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot Anyone know if Jaffa cakes are off-patent? #generics
shanemuk
October 23, 2011
@shanemuk @edzardernst @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot Well, generics do exist, at least in supermarkets. Shortbread should also be looked at.
anarchic_teapot
October 23, 2011
@shanemuk @edzardernst @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot And, very important: is dunking ethical? #wctb
anarchic_teapot
October 23, 2011
@anarchic_teapot @shanemuk @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot certainly not;my ethics committee would never pass it!
EdzardErnst
October 23, 2011
@EdzardErnst @shanemuk @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot I think in certain circumstances it might be acceptable. But only with plain biscuits.
anarchic_teapot
October 23, 2011
@anarchic_teapot @shanemuk @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot further complication!tea+biccies might be a complex intervention requiring different
EdzardErnst
October 23, 2011
@anarchic_teapot @edzardernst @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot So we have a rational alternative to #homeopathy(!), and a research agenda! #WCTB
shanemuk
October 23, 2011
@shanemuk @edzardernst @drpaulmorgan @landtimforgot Let’s get the grant forms filled in!
anarchic_teapot
October 23, 2011

So there you have it. Having a good chuckle in the virtual company of someone like Edzard Ernst is a tonic in itself, anyway. In all honesty, I don’t think any of us seriously doubts that a nice cup of tea and a biscuit (or acceptable substitute for either) isn’t a much better therapy for general not-feeling-quite-right than expensive sugar pills. If you’re looking for a cheaper, more effective placebo than reiki and other forms of energy healing, I would suggest a big hug and sympathetic shoulder. They are probably not incompatible with WCTB therapy, but of course we’d need funding to study that more closely.

Most important of all, it’s the only type of therapy you need not worry about not disclosing to your doctor.

 

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Jack of all trades, master of one or two. Hedonist without a pause. Sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll. Quacks filleted and roasted on demand, sauce not optional.

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5 Responses to WCTB: CAM that actually works

  1. Shane McKee (@shanemuk)

    23/10/2011 at 22:33

    Hope to follow this up with more material at http://answersingenes.blogspot.com – you know you want to go there too :-)

     
    • anarchic teapot

      24/10/2011 at 00:31

      Great post, which I shall comment on when I’ve had my full eight hours and morning cuppa. Because yes, although we were laughing, we weren’t really joking. Life is so much better after a cup of char and a chat..

       

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