Oh boy, do we have a doozy for you today. This is science so bad even Hollywood would throw it out as too improbable for a Nicholas Cage summer blockbuster. This is so steeped in preschool logic it makes gold-sprayed macaroni necklaces look like advanced technology.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Robert O. Young. Actually, let’s watch the man present himself, because he seems to be good at that: