Oh boy, do we have a doozy for you today. This is science so bad even Hollywood would throw it out as too improbable for a Nicholas Cage summer blockbuster. This is so steeped in preschool logic it makes gold-sprayed macaroni necklaces look like advanced technology.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Robert O. Young. Actually, let’s watch the man present himself, because he seems to be good at that:
[...] would like to thank @anarchic_teapot, whose Short and Spiky blogpost on the subject of ‘Dr’ Young brought this tragedy to my attention yesterday. [...]